Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Paper Planes - M.I.A.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Monday, February 25, 2008
Stepford Wife...Katie Hearts Tom
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=518409&in_page_id=1773#StartComments
Friday, February 22, 2008
God This is Hot
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Ok, ok - Just in time for Valentine's Day - Perfect Revenge
Monday, February 11, 2008
Saturday, February 9, 2008
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
I Can't Believe These Made It Past Marketing
Why I Don't Mind Being Alone This Valentine's Day
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Monday, February 4, 2008
NOW We Know Why They Call Them "Fuck Me Pumps"
Stilletos can be good for a woman's sex life, says a study which claims wearing them "directly works the pleasure muscles linked to orgasm''. Experts found the high heels toned women’s legs and strengthened pelvic muscles.
In tests, Dr Maria Cerruto, of the University of Verona, Italy, discovered that wearing a pair of ‘‘moderately high heeled shoes’’ had beneficial effects for a woman’s sex life. ‘‘Heels work the pelvic muscles and reduce the need to exercise them.
‘‘Wearing heels during daily activity may reduce the need for the pelvic floor exercises necessary to keep that part of a woman’s anatomy toned and elastic,’’ Cerruto said. She asked 66 women under 50 about their sex lives, exercise regime and shoes. In tests, their pelvic muscles were more relaxed in higher heels, increasing their strength and ability to contract. ‘‘Women often have difficulty in carrying out the right exercises for the pelvic zone and wearing heels could prove to be the solution,’’ Cerruto said.
Manolo Blahnik, whose shoes are worn by Sex and the City’s Carrie Bradshaw, said: ‘‘This is wonderful news. I’ve been hounded for years about how bad it is for posture, but . . . when you put on a high heel it makes life more exciting. For women, it’s a way to appeal to the male species. ‘‘There’s a limit. Anything over 11.5cm, you can’t walk properly; it’s no longer elegant."
Saturday, February 2, 2008
Oscar Race: Eastern Promises
Friday, February 1, 2008
Weekly Feature: Invisible lolcat
TWKYK - Get a New Daddy
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Google Earth Captures Biblical Events
The Crucifixion:
Noah's Ark, before finally being picked up by the Great Flood:
The parting of the Red Sea:
Need Help on This Scrabble Gram
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Hawaii Chair...WTF?!?!?!?1?!1?!!?!11!
Your Post Too Rong, Round Eye!
The response was less than encouraging. First, I'm criticised for being too long winded (this isn't a problem with WordPress (see http://sunsandplanets.wordpress.com/) as you can choose where to truncate the message and allow an interested reader to dig deeper, "after the break."
Second, my sole fan plugs her own blog on my site! I'm sure its because she knows this blog is bound to become increasingly and incredibly popular.
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
MY Oscar Race Begins
With the recent-but-not-just-the-other-day announcement of this year's Oscar contenders, I find myself more interested in the films implicated by this year's nominees than any other year in recent memory. I cannot recall a year where I have been interested in just about every movie nominated in the major picture/acting categories. I chalk it up to the Academy having finally exhausted the politicking that seems to have poisoned my well of interest for the past several years.
To be sure, the mere fact that Michael Moore's "Sicko," while nominated for an Oscar, has not been surrounded by a hate/love/lib/neocon fuck fest makes me more inclined to go see it. I reconcile this phenomenon with the fact that despite the fact that I own both "Fahrenheit 9/11" and "An Inconvenient Truth," I have been unable to weather either of those films because of how much they have polarized their audiences into either Moore/Gore lovers or haters. Instead of taking the material presented in the films at face value, I find myself wondering if the filmmakers have more of an agenda than merely presenting the world as they see it, but through their eyes. To me, a true documentary either interests me ("Dieter Must Fly") or bores me ("Glen or Glenda").
I am absolutely positive that I have no grasp on how difficult and starved the writers are for every single show in Hollywood and I am sure that there is a perfectly sound explanation for why a "work for hire" hack sitcom writer should also gets residuals in the syndication of the putrid shit that they (and a thousand monkeys and a thousand typewriters) crank out every day for their employer studios. It will likely be the same successful argument later used by actors (oh wait, they negotiate that up front - what a novel idea), make up people, cameramen, foley artists, and grip boys in their future negotiations for a bigger piece of the creative pie.
I see Jon Stewart is hosting, again. I guess Crystal and Goldberg are busy. I can't wait to see what political jibber jabber takes the stage, that is to say, if anybody bothers to grace the ceremony with his or her presence on February 24, 2008. Oh, fuck! February 24th! I have less than a month to squeeze in the major pictures, which as far as I am concerned are the following:
- Eastern Promises. Whoa, Cronenberg can't write -but man, he sure can direct - this smacks of the simplicity that graced his "A History of Violence." Cronenberg is known for improving through most of his films, i.e., he can't write worth shit. Both this film and his previous, "Violence" were adaptations of other authors' works...thank God.
- Michael Clayton. Clooney is like Baldwin - everything he touches is gold. Clooney also leaves belligerent voice mails on Baldwin's daughter's cell phone.
- There Will Be Blood. [Text Fades In] Written by Upton Sinclair. [Text Fades Out/ Text Fades In] Directed by Paul Thomas Anderson. [Text Fades In/ Fades Out] Starring Daniel Day Lewis. Wow.
- Sweeney Todd the Demon Barber of Fleet Street. I know, I know: Depp and Burton, again. I happen to believe Depp is one of the best actors in Hollywood right now and while "Willie Wonka" was a turd, I believe in redemption.
- Into the Wild. Finally, Hal Holbrook gets an Oscar nomination. I hope they get this one right. Personally, I think he deserved one for his role in "Creep Show," but that's just me.
- Atonement. The obligatory chick flick. It must be good, they're already carrying it in paperback at the "Hudson News" in Hobby Airport.
In the meanwhile, the race is on!