We are the laziest, fattest pieces of shit in the universe, bar none (http://www.hawaiichair.com/hawaii/). The Hawaii Chair is a chair that winds your colon and feces up like one of those God damn rubber-band based propeller toys in the name of "working your abdominals so you don't have to!"While I'm not a biologist or an expert in biomechanics, I'm fairly certain that your muscles have to do the work for them to grow. You know, the same way driving a car for 10 miles doesn't quite give you the same work out as if you ran that 10 miles.
This product is even worse than the electrical shock stimulators that were pawned during the 70's. At least the electical current was forcing the muscle to involuntarily flex...here, it's just spinning your ass around, making doing anything at a desk almost impossible.
I want to see the video of someone going to eat Mexican food and then sitting on this fucker for the rest of the afternoon (http://www.glumbert.com/media/hawaiichair).
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Hmm. I think I want one of these for my NY apt.
Do you really think it makes you poop? I bet you have to slather lotion on your midsection or it will just shred to flakes after a while.
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